PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

Elisha looks like a throwback Christina Aguilera stand-in from the 'Genie in a Bottle' days. I'd still hit it though. Anyhoo, I agree with the "Halo Overhyped" argument. It was a pretty good FPS, but not the best ever(Even though a XBox geek would sell his hand lotion supply to prove other...

Jessica Alba's character didn't kill anybody, but I would have to seriously consider Natasha's proposition. Amazing sex with a supernatural female. Sure death comes afterwards, but nobody's perfect. I give the Species alien 2 thumbs up and a king size bed.

My dream girl would be Jessica Alba's character Max from Dark Angel(or whatever the show was called). There was an episode where she was in heat(via some animal instict logic crap)and started bangin' random guys. Ill take her from that episode.

It's kinda like watching one of those old Super Soaker commercials from the 90's mixed with a Jackass episode. Overall, it's kind of a novelty to watch, but very entertaing...until you go to a water fountain one day and gag. Rick James gives it 4 thumbs up.

Ew, that's awful, that's vile....who am I kidding, I'd still hit it, just from the back...in the dark..in a cabin in a desolate forest. Nobody's perfect!

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Times'><span style='color:blue'>Karnage, you are truly a wise man. I don't know how or when this contest happens, but it needs to be on NBC during primetime.</span></span></span></span>